[Dailydrool] Bringing home basset baby advice--by da Brudder

[BasetSavr5 at aol.com]

Dis Brudder Elwood. I readin da droolz agin. An I seez dat woomanz gonna  git 
a buppy. I gotz da advicez. I readz whut Momperson be a seyin, an she bee  
berry smartz bout dem fings but she bee a lookin at dis frum da peeplez end ob  
da stickie. Brudder Elwood he lookie at dis frum da eyeballz ob de dog.
We be gladz youze git dat babie. Youze got da specul dooties now. You Readz  
and Headz. Brudder Elwood tellz all.
Bout dem foodz. Youze gib dat liddel onez all he be a wantin, He gonna git  
it anyweyz, sabe you self da troublez, jest hand it ober. The babie be a tellin 
 whut be goodz and whut badz,  Iffin he git da squirtz out da tailpipe, no  
buy dat no morez. 
Where he be sleepin? Dis be morez like where da slabe be sleepin, we all  
knowz where da buppy be sleepin. Slabe needz to git on da floor cause dis be no  
brainer rite herez.An stop da whinnin, you just da slabe.I git youz a crate  
iffin you no hushy, da babie needz da rest.
Youze finkin ob habbin da hound supportin job?? Youze needz to quit dat. Da  
slabe needz to be rite herez wif da babie dog. No be finkin bout goin out, 
iffin  youze gotz peeplez dat youze call friendz, dey come rite to da babie dog 
home. I  git more rubz an foodz den. 
Babie dog gotz to bee berry carefulz bout dat peeple called da VET. Dis be  
sneaky peeplez, you bee finkin dey be all nicey, an den it happin. Dey a pokin  
and a nippin an a clippin, you gotz to put da pawz down nowz, no go dere.  
An to git all da toys an white boxes you be a wantin, youze call da  Brudder, 
we teaches you how to git on da ibbernetz and orderz it all. Hab it  
delibbered. Rite to da babie dog house. 
 
Dis jus da beginningz, we no putz da liddel headbone on de oberloadz. We  git 
youze rite.
 
Droolz to all in need--
 
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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