[Dailydrool] Sharing my berries

[sally king]

Dear Otis,
This is Miss Clara. I understand you wish to share your blueberry bush, er, I mean you affections, with me.
My brother tells me you come from a good family, being both of Rescue and an OEBE, as he is.
Best of all he says you have an unfenced blueberry bush right by your door. WOW!
I love blueberries. Mummy gives them to me sometimes, but they are really expensive in the UK, so I only get one or two. Mummy did plant a blueberry bush, but it died coz me and Rolph gave it too much nitrogen.
Do you have strawberries too? I really love strawberries. Strawberries are my favourite. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sorry, sorry, got a bit carried away.
Anyways, if you can offer me snuggles and fruit (both of which are at the top of my heart list) we may possibly have a future - although I hear long-distance relationships can be tricky.

Sorry, got to go, I can smell a half-ripe strawberry outside.

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