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Dis Brudder Elwood. I hab biggie weekendz. I be busy guy. It be hot and da  
Momma she finally git off de wallet and turn on de cool airz moochine. Brudder  
Elwood he go AAAHHHHH-it feelz so goodz. But we hab odder news. We all git da 
 baff. Why Momma she readz da drool and tells da Daddy to git da stuffz to 
make  da waterz in de hose warm jus like Miss Jacquie seyz. He do dat. Ob course 
 Brudder Elwood he hab to stupervise. Den Elder Clara she wander rite out 
dere,  da Momma she grab da bubble bottlez and do da rubbie dubbie dubbie on da 
Elder  Clara. Why dere be so much ob herz da Momma hab to git nodder bottle ob 
de  bubbles. So she git da Elder Clara all cleanz. I go rite ober dere and 
checkie.  Yup, da white it be whiter, why da color still be faded, but she nicer 
to  sniffy. Den I takes a big lookie at herz. My hebbins, lookie dat hairdo. 
It  lookie like hairdon't to da brudder. She gots sum up, sum down. it a 
stickin out  like she put da paw in de lite holez. She be a wreck. She gotz her 
collar off  and Momma finds food in da collar, she be a sabin dis fur her snackie 
I be  finkin. So Elder Clara she allz upset. Brudder Elwood he showz her how 
to do  dis. I standz rite dere, git me bath. Be a big boy. Den I rollz in da 
dirt. It  all be gud. Elder Clara stillz be a moanin and she goes in de house. 
Brudder  Elwood be a hopin she lookie in de mirror, git da brush, git dat old 
lady style  a goin agin. She be a lookin likez da punk rocker, Brudder Elwood 
he be a stylin  dude. 
 
We send drool to all in need, we hopin ebbrybodie hab safe weekend.
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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