[Dailydrool] Zoee Belle dun mess up dis time fo shore

[sook54 at bellsouth.net]

Hey eberbuddy, dis be Zoee Belle ub da souf pawwin in to let ya no's i b in da pwizzion ta nite. it all started yestiddy bout wunch tymes. Zoee Belle wanten sumpin ta eat assides dat ole dry stuffs she git all da time. so i waches da Mum cause she iz berry busy in da kitchoun n dat be whar all da gud stuff keeped in diz houzz. Mum person not hab da tyme to sits and rubbs da belly cuz she be kattteren da weddin fur da furend at da wurk. yummm der b wots ub tweets ta smells, da nosie bout jump off of da face it twitchen so much. wells da Mum she drezzes all purty and leabs fur da chuch, what eber dat bes. It meens dat da Zoee Belle hab bout free hour afore da Mum bees commin baak. Well, now dont get ahead ub me but i tells youse whut happn nexts. Zoee Belle b jumpn up on da gate dat betweeen we an da wedden feastie. Dat gate jus fwy down when my perteet 76 pound body be hurled ginst it. I jus wook round ta seez iffen da Mum commin affer hearin all the komotion. NNooopppppeeee we b's 
fwee n cwear so it be off to da table fulls ub all da party goodies and Zoee Belle dun chowwed down on ebberthang dere. den Zoee Belle dunt feel so berry good and she haffa way down ta west. den all ub a suddn we start to barffff and barff and da kitcheen be full ub used weddn feastie food. so da Zoeee Belle ways down and twys to keep da tummy frum up da chuckn ageen. den i herd da car dribe up and Pappy and Mum open de door and sees all ub da used feastie food on da fower and Mum skreems, oooooooooo nooooooooooo Zoee Belle ya din gits inna all da partty foods did ya? Shes not berry happy wit me cause she gotta kween up da kitchchun and den fixes all ub da widdle food stuffs agin. She put da Zoee Belle in da jail pwisson and tole da Pappy da Zoee Belle coud wott in dere fur as she conserened? how long it take a houndie to wott in da pwission??? Zoee Belle b berry sorry to da Mum and pwomissses nebber duz it gin. Yous kin twust me Mum! juss wook at my sin cere facie and twy ta keeps
 me in da jail! I be lookin kinna sadd don't ya thaank? I wrelly would wike ta hep ya make dem widdle sammmichhes fur da pawwty. Mum? duz ya hears me? OH, MUMMMMMM????? DIZZ B'S DA ZOEE BELLE UB DA SOUF CALLN YOU!!!!!!! Lawddy i guesses me dun it dis tyme fur shore. eberbuddie pwease pway fur me.


Zoee Belle ub da Souf , i wuz fwamed i tells ya
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