[Dailydrool] Da Brudder Trubblez

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Well I git meself in a spot ob de troubles again. It be  
morz likez da double troubles. Brudder Elwood hab no limitz. Brudder he tellz 
da  peeples. Dis whut happin. When dere be no nuffin herez da odder nite, why 
da  Momma and da Daddy dey be a talkin bout teachin da brudder to pley fetch. 
Da  Daddy why he seyz dere be a vaacummie tween da brudder earflaps and he 
nebber  learns. Da Momma seyz why he be smart boy he can dooz dem fings. So we 
all go  out in da yardz,whut da Daddy jus do wif de poopie shoble.Mamma she gotz 
da  balls and she throw dem fur de brudder. I runz as fast as da brudder legs 
kin  runz, and I seez da ball, but da brudder he see sister Casey, why she 
gotz all 4  feets in da air she a wigglin all ober and Brudder Elwood, why he 
sure she wants  to pley. So I tekeee a liddel turn to da sister and jump on da 
sister Casey.  Daddy jus might be rite bout dat air betweenz da earflaps--Why 
sister Casey she  got dem temper problums. She turn ober, grab da brudder, da 
brudder why he putz  it into da reberse mode.
Den it happin.
Da brudder he not see dat Elder Clara rite behindz him. I gotz da sister  
Casey a snappin at me face, I gotz Elder Clara a snappin at whut ain't dere no  
morez, and da brudder he not ebin knowz whut end be worse. Da brudder he makie  
da comand decision. He go ober da Elder Clara and run like dee wind. I git 
out  ob dere wif all me body parts. I no bring Momma da ball and da Daddy he be  
laffin.  
Fings at da Brudder house all good. Momma gotz da ball jus like she should.  
Da Brudder teach Momma da game of fetch.
 
We send drool to all in need--
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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