[Dailydrool] funny joke

[Opal-Deitering, Gaylene]

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's
grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John
noticed a film-like substance on his plate and questioned his
grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' 

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' 

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about
the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that
looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean? 

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those
dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I
don't want to hear another word about it!' 

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's basset hound started to growl, and wouldn't
let him pass. 

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my
car'. 

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
on TV, the old man shouted, 'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'


Gaylene Opal-Deitering

 

My passions do not replace my relationship with God, but are instead a
reflection of it!

 

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