[Dailydrool] Piglet OEBE Home

[Charlie Meyer]

Piglet OEBE here back at home after a few days at the vet.  Well, the  
vet, and his son from vet school (Why do they call the younger one  
'little John' when he's bigger that his Dad Vet?) sent me into sleep  
mode to try grafting over one of my deeper scars, but they said my  
skin was too thick to stretch, or something like that.  So we're back  
to the old time method.  I'm fine. doG knows where they woulda swiped  
skin from.  Doc wouldn't take any money from the slave, either.

The slave was glad to get me back, but he was also sad because a woman  
he knows had to send her big R&W senior to the Bridge because his  
liver had failed, as he was retrieving me.  He told her about that  
Bridge place.  She talks like those slaves where Aunt Donna, Aunt  
Suzanne, and the Sopranos live. Sad arrooos.  A liver is one thing we  
can't live without. Can't go to a doggie parts store and get a new  
liver.  No wonder the slave isn't shy about sticking the thermometer  
where the sun don't shine when he thinks we're acting or looking a bit  
off. When I hear him whistle 'Dueling Banjos'....  We've seen enough  
Bridge trips this year around here.   I have mischief to do.

Thanks for all the drool!

Piglet OEBE