[Dailydrool] To Dwake

[Beverly Szaton]

Hey! Dwake! Whuchu doin, man? You Momma go ta werk all day ta meke pupfood
and you grumpin? Dis not cool. You gottsta unnerstan deese things. Sumtime
dis happin. You get yours onna weekend, ok? Meentime you tell you Momma you
lubs her enyways, she gibs you shelter an food an lubbin everday enyways
eben when you not so good, rite?
So you gotta be tuff an be cool. You gone git you birfday. Whassit madder if
it a cupla days late? You MomPerson she feelin bad now cuz she fink she let
you down, but you needs to tell her you dont care you lub her enyways, so go
gib her a Bassetyhug an a big ole snooter.

Heppy Birfday enyways,
Nigel an Llewis ob Nigel, Llewis Mitchell an all dem odders.
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