[Dailydrool] Llewis Lockjaws

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis be Nigel. My Brudder Llewis sometime he zurprize me. Not onlee to
menshun MomPerson. Lass nite MPerson leeb us ousside for da lass time befour
bed. Llewis messin ober in da corner ob da yard an he gots sumfin. He gots
da hole sumfin in he mouf so I don nose whut it are but he very heppy wif
it. MomPerson callt we in an when Llewis goes pass her he hed up an tale
waggin she see he gots sumfin in he big ole mouf so she say Llewis whutchu
got? An he say nuffin. Wag he tale da dummy. So MomPerson bended down an she
say Leeb It Llewis an Llewis wag he tale. She say Drop It Llewis and he wag
he tale. I watchin. I not sayin nuffin eeder. Now I nose whut he got but I
not tellin. MomPerson she reech ober wif one hand an try ta open he mouf and
he shut it titer an wag he tale. MomPerson gettin ageetated...agista...mad
now. She command Llewis Gib It To Me an he clamp his jaw shut eben more an
wag dat dum tale. I thinkin he bedder eber gib it up or stop waggin he tale.
He a dumbo somtimes.
Now she use boff hands and pry he mouf open onlee he not open his mouf an
she reely tryin and he still waggin he tale an I sees da steem startin on
MomPerson kinder back away frum dis a bit an now she gots Llewis tween her
legs and reely diggin at he mouf an his tale goin liddel slower but not
openin his mouf a tall so MomPerson callt DadPerson and he com out an say in
he besst boomin voice LLEWIS DROP IT. GIB IT TO ME. LEEEB IT an all dat
stuff an Llewis siddin dere wif dis fing in his mouf.
So den DadPerson take Llewis hed an he use his big fingers ( compart to
MomPerson who gots da arfureyetis in she hands) (whadebber) and slow slow
slow he pry dat big ole mouf open an shake Llewis hed an Llewis not waggin
no more but he not sayin nuffin an CLUNK it falls out an quik as can be I
grabs it an runs. BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

MomPerson say sum choicey fings an grab me an bellow in my delikate liddel
ear NIGEL DROP IT an I looks her in da eye an about to say You Take It You
Want It You Try an sees her eyeballs turning red an so I drops it.

It juss a big ole piece ob tree knot what da Lectric Peepels leff inna yard
affer da storm. We bin playin wif it for two weeks. MomPerson an DadPerson
kinder stare at eech oder an den MomPerson say well it too big to swallow an
too hard to break an toss it out da door.

We get it dis mornin awreddy. Llewis go to sleep laffing. He a evil hound
sometimes.

Love an  Drool to all those in need,
Nigel ob Nigel, Llewis, Zelda, Mitchell and Cooper
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