[Dailydrool] Fang in Deep Cover

[Zoe Lorca]

Hi All,
Fang here.  Reporting to you from my undisclosed location.  Sorry to have been away so long but the implant I put in Mommy's brain wreaked havoc for a while but now we have it working properly and so all I have to do is pick up the phone and whisper "Milkbone" and she will automatically do what I want including dictation.  (FANG!  Naughty, Naughty hound, you did this to Mommy?)  - This is why I am deep cover, the implant works but Mommy is a bit unstable, well more unstable than usual! (Watch it houndie!)
 
First I would like to thank everyone for writing to me, via my mommy, I missed you all too, very much while I was at top super secret agent hound school.  Ahh, Miss Angela, how often I wanted to enjoy your enchanting personality and perhaps, snooter kiss your paw, but alas super secret agent hound school prevented me from so doing...  
 
My missions have taken me all over the world, including protecting such basset luminaries as, Ch Topfield-Cloverhil Buggybumpers, our breed champion at Westminster.  Heaven forfend he should fall into the wrong paws, such as, not to name names, Mikey the Droolmeister.  My undisclosed location is very nice despite having to share it with the Vice President, Dick Cheyne, he hogs the remote and the couch!
 
Anyroo, I shall tell more of my adventures as they become declassified. To the lovely ladies, please feel free to aroo me, I get around alot and perhaps we could share a perrier and a snooter a snooter...
 
Mikey the dorkmister, if you are still out there, we are watching you!
 
Secretly,
Fang
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