[Dailydrool] Trekkin Wif Nigel

[Beverly Szaton]

MomPerson tooked me an Llewis Trekkin. Dis grate. She not member anything
from lass year. I gon down my trek. I gets to a spot whut da trek whut go
ober here den ober there denoberhereanaroun....HUNH? I follows it. Da
MomPerson stop me an say No Nigel not Dat Way. Well you know comeon now who
down here in da grass wif da nose an da smell, you or Nigel? I dont see you
cralling aroun in dis stuff so dont tell me where da smell goes. She say she
nose where da smell go and try ta meke me go datta way. I says NO and I do
da onleeiest thing I can fink ob whut meke her quit, I goes FLAT BASSET. I
nebber ebber done dat befour an she all oh no he don't wanna trek an Nigel
com on git up an trek. I sez, you leggo dat tite leesh an see whut I do. She
let up an I gits up an hikes down da trek wif she hangin on sayin Oh it ober
here he say it ober here!

Turn out whut I find out all ladter she making da Trek an she sees a sneke.
She likes snekes. So she go chase da sneke an pick it up (whitch why she
hand got sneke pee all ober it--she fink I dont nose dat??) but she do dat
walkin all ober here an ober dere and aroun....forgettin she sposed ta be
mekin Trek for Nigel! Whutchu goanna do wif dat? I diss pare.
She gotta lern dis stuff or I nebber gonna git dat TDX. She done dis befour.
Some two leggers slo lerners.
Now Llewis tell bout he trek.
Love Nigel.

Dis Llewis. I nebber bin trackin befor. MomPerson lay a liddel track an I
follows da food what is purty skimpy stuff, been some preten sawsige she
didint like so she gibe it to we. We no likes it needer. Anyways she all
heppy becawse by da turd track..Third. Third track. By the third trak I doin
it I nose whut she want an I doos it just like Nigel, he think he so hot mr
hottypants. Mr Hottynose. My nose as hot as youse nose. I just as good Ha Ha
track DAT Brudder! You not so OW OW OW Hey leggo my node. Nigel leggo  oh
you gonna git it now come on beke heer you


MomPerson says: Yes, I took both boys tracking, and it is true that I
wandered on Nigel's track, picking up a Garter snake and paying my respects,
which thanked me by, as Nigel noticed, peeing all down my hand and in doing
that, I screwed up his track royally. Then over the course of an hour and a
half helping two friends start their dogs and tracking with Llewis, I forgot
not only where the track went, but about picking up the snake. Poor Nigel! I
really thought he'd quit on me. And we haven't been out forever. I am
currently still trying to get back into his good graces. Messing up the
track and blaming him is a cardinal sin.
Llewis did himself pround, understanding Tracking instantly. He did not like
the soy sausage links any better than I had. (I like the patties) and just
trotted past them, giving me dirty looks. The boys are out helping DadPerson
mow the back, then I expect they'll be ready for naps. I am. I have to start
concentrating. Nigel will go without me.
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