[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood in da pit

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Dis be Brudder Elwood. It be Sunday, da dey ob rest. Ecept roundz dis  house. 
Da Momma she be a rushin bout wif de cleanin an de cookin---oh, it smellz  so 
gud, Brudder Elwood he still eatin da paste in de can, an I gotz da snooter  
goin--den I git dis smell--why dat be awfulz, is dat the ckickey dat Nigel 
found  and de smell come rite cross to de brudder house? Why dat be strong 
chickey to  come a zillion miles, so I putz me snooter rite up dere again an followz 
de air,  it gittin closer, dat smell, brudder sniff agin, why it not in de 
air-it be on  de floor rite dere. Elder Clara. It not out de tailpipe, I checkie 
dat, I sniify  de belly, and moob up de big bodie.
Den it happin.
Da Brudder eyeballz ebin seez dis. Why it be Elder Clara's armpit. Whut a  
aromeerrz dat is, why it smellz like she gotz da tube ob de bin gey all ober  
herz. WHEW-dat stinky- I stick de snooter right in da pit. Brudder Elwood  see 
she git a bit ob de red in dere. Brudder Elwood, well he do liddle  
missycallculationz ob de Elder Clara mouf to de pit. Elder Clara she teke a big  ol 
chommpie at de Brudder. Lookie like fings gittin beke to normalz at de  brudder 
house. Brudder Elwood jus wishie he could put de Elder Clara in de white  box an 
gib herz a spin.
 
We sendz da drools to all in need--
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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