[Dailydrool] Da Swimmy Pool

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee berry upsetz. Here da brudder, why he promised  him 
friend Nigel a storie on da swimmy pool. Wellz da brudder he gotz storie  
allrite. I been a lissen realz close, brudder gittin da scoop on da pool. It  
gotz a big cober, da peeples teke dis off, put dis on de grass. Brudder Elwood  
he help git it all pulled out, AND---I git in da troubles. Ob course dey yell 
da  brudder name. Dere no mercy on de brudder herez. Okey dere go da Momma, she 
go  up dere on de deck by de pool, da brudder he followz. He gonna git a good 
lookie  at dis.
Den it happen.
Da Momma shut de pool gate rite in de brudder choppers, AND she yell at de  
brudder, realz loud--NO-- she seyz, Whut she mean-no--whooze she be a talkin to 
 herez, dis be da brudder, I do da whine. Da Momma she turnz roundz, lookie 
at da  brudder wif de look ob de wild wooomen, AND she point dat finnger at de  
brudder--boyz she be a meanin business herez. Brudder Elwood he go roundz da  
pool. Nuffin, Brudder Elwood no can git in, why dis be like dog knoxx-dere be 
 locks and de gates and why dere be all but de guard doogie out derez. 
SIGH-no  storie bout dis rite nowz, Why I be a finkin da Momma needz dat attertude  
adjustment, she be growlin herez ob de late.
We be a habbin da peeples come tonite wif de wine. Brudder Elwood go git da  
ears all nice, I git dem horrdurbs. We sorrie Nigel, but we talkz bout dat 
Roger  next door wif de chickey, cause Brudder Elwood gots da black smoke a 
commin ober  de fence herez----
 
We sendz da drool to all in da needz,
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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