[Dailydrool] swimmy pool

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She nebber sed Brudder Elwood not use de paws on da puter, an wif de  friends 
be a callin an tellin da Brudder ob de news---wellz heer I bee. I gotz  da 
fingz to sey tonite. 
 
To King Bob---bout dat house on da wheelz, you knowz me an da Nigel been a  
wantin to goes to da beaches wif de wooomenz and be da wild and crazy guyz, why 
 I fink you needz to gib da King da bus, pick up da boyz and we teke da king 
on  da parrty runz. We be berry 
carefulz wif da house on da wheelz, but youze might git morz of de  
insuurrenance stuffs.
 
Nowz,  bout dat swimmy pool. Why da brudder he gotz da advice. We  fixez 
youze rite up. I been a listenin to all da goings on bout da pool all  weekendz. 
Youz gotz da dirt in da pool. We hep. Go in dere and git Momperson  vaacummm. 
Okey now Nigel you gots to plug dis in and no likee last time wif de  saw fur 
de door, Brudder sey do dis berry carefilz, why you smoke dem gonads  last time 
so member dat. Git dat vaacccuuummm rite in dere and suck out de  dirts. Why 
da Momma she do dis all weekendz. An git da Momperson broom. Gib dat  to Lewis 
and tellz him do sweep da bottomz. Git er all nice an cleanz, 
Now hab Mr Cooper git in da Momma personals and git da pantyhoses. dis do  
realz goodz to hang dem sockz on. Dey stretch ober da poolz. Now git da lawn  
chairz, git da beerz and da biskee's. 
Youz might be a finkin bout gittin da Momperson one ob dem life sabin  
jackets, Brudder Elwood be finkin she notz to heppy wif de pool, but when it be  all 
cleanz, she be lubbin it.
 
An Brudder Elwood he tellz all dem houndies to come on obber to da Brudder  
house, we do da waddlez rite herez. Dat be gudz.
 
Brudder Elwood go nowz, I hab me paws full wif de Elder Clara, now dat be a  
storie.
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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