[Dailydrool] I feew good, I knew dat I wood now (or, Sebastian gets a baff)

[Diane Davis]

I don't wike baffs, y'all.

Momm gabe me a baff dis mawnin', but I did not make it eazy fer her.  

I put on da bwakes when she hoisted my hiney-ness into da bafftub.  Ebery wegg wuz goin' in a diffwent diwection.  Den after I wuz cubbered wif mountains ob bubblez, I pwanted my fwont pawz on da side ob da tub and twied to haul my hiney outta dere.  I am berrrrrrry kwik & stwong! But Momma is berrrrrrry kwik & stwong, too.  So whilst she wuz twyin to get aholt ob my gweezed-up, swippewy body, I shook off all da white mounntains of wather all ober da tub wawls an' da shower kurtin an' all ober Momma, eben in her face & on her haiw!!  She got soaked, but she was not amoooozed.  Momma was swettin' wike a pig, an' she said sum stuff I can't wepeet.  An' she said it berry woud, too.  

Weww, so now I'm awl hansum an' kween an' stuffs.  I feels fwisky, too! Yeah, I feew good, na na na na na na na, I knew dat I wood now, na na na na na na na.  I almost we-gwet gibbin' Momma a hard time.  Almost.  Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa.


Sebastian Da Kween-n'-Fwisky Boy

P.S.  Hey Annie Belle!  :-)