[Dailydrool] to Dixie TMI-DODD-OEBE: all basset swabes are a widdle wooney

[Diane Davis]

See, Dixie, it's wike dis:  *all* basset swabes are a widdle bit wooney.  Accept it.  Dat's the way dey're made, sorta wike a waw ob nay-cher.  Sum are a hole WOT wooney.  Sum not so much.

An' anudder fing:  you will alwayz hab fwends.  We will always wub you an' yur momma.
Pewiod.

Wif snootews fwom yur fwend,

Sebastian