[Dailydrool] Tebble Troublez

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Todey be da dey. Ebbrybodie go an do da vote. We sure  
hopin da new pres gib us more monies for da treets, Momma been liddel skimmpy on 
 me treets ob late. But Momma order me ballz from Miss Blossem, I be a waitin 
by  da door for me specul "package"--hehehehe, why da Brudder kin hardly 
wait.  Momma got sum ballz for Brudder Jake too, why we git a realz Crismuss dis  
year. Dis Excitin.
Do you all git da crissmus ballz a comin??? She got da stockinz too. Youze  
better git dem a comin fur dey all gone. So iffin youze got no ballz, Pawccaso  
Blossom fix youze rite up. Once I git mine, I gonna teke on dis Diva woomen, 
why  she be a burr under me tail, alweys talkin da talk bout da Brudder.We 
gonna  teach dat one da wey ob da world. Git her snooter back in place.
 
It wus a borin dey todey. Da waterz a comin down, Momma up dere a workin,  
she be fussin lot up dere, meebe she needz liddel distractionz. I lookie roundz, 
 ebbry body sleepin. I go on ober dere gib Elder Clara da sniffy. Why, my  
hebbinz, she smellin liddel strong, WHEW--Where she bin, dat furcoat lookin  
ruff. Dat be bedhead hairz iffin I ebber seez it. Hmmm, she wake nowz, she git  
up hab a liddel fart, she a goin outside in da waterz. She lumber on out da  
doggie door, da Brudder watchin.  
I git da eyedea.
I callz brudder Jake, sey git on ober herez, Elder Clara need baff realz  
bad. She out der in da waterz. We sit rite herez, not let her in. Brudder Jake  
sey otay. 
Here she com, she at da doggie door, she stuff da noze in da flap. Brudder  
Elwood bark. She back up da bus. She try agin. Brudder Jake gib herz a blow out 
 da biscut hole. She back up agin. She gittin mad now, she com back to da 
flap  she snarlin, stickin da snooter rite in, but we brudders gib da barkz. I  
yell out da flap tellz her da soapz on da tebble, git a scrubbin. Oh dis fun.  
Brudder Elwood bin real nice to da Elder Clara, it time fur a liddel roar. She 
 pushin on da flap a snarlin an Brudder Jake, he jump back and dis fing go  
boom.
Den it heppin.
I lookie rite ober dere, an Brudder Elwood hab heart boomerz. 
Dis can't be.
Rite dere in da Brudder Elwood home be Momma Sandi's toebone trimmin  tebble. 
I sniify. Yup dat be me anal glandz, why da cleanin no hide dat  wonnerful 
smell. Da Brudder is smellin trubblez a comin. An Elder Clara jus  com on in da 
door. She wet an wild now, an she no use da soapz. She mekin da  anal gland 
smell sweet. 
Brudder Elwood gonna go ponder dis tebble sityeation. 
 
Drool to all in need--
 
 
 
 
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey atb,  Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds

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