[Dailydrool] Elder Clara

[White, Randee]

Dear Ms Clara Ma'am, Allow me to introduse myself.  My name is Dan. Some
people call me Dan the Man.  My Momslave has been reeding the Drool to
me and I must say that I am embarased by the things that Brudder Elwood
and his friends have been saying 'bout you.  I seen your pitcher and you
are a beyoutiful full figured gurl.  I love full figured gurls and
although I knoe you have a boyfriend already, would you consider meeting
me somewhere for a rondayvoo?  You live kinda far away but we could meet
in the middle, maybe in the mountans.  I been there once and it's kinda
nice.  Don't lissen to them other boys, you look just right to me and
they what we call......nebermind, I won't say that to a lady.   

Yours in Bassetude, Dan the Man   

P.S.  I'm a reel gentlemanly type hound and I'm hansome too.  I'll send
you a pitcher.

 

 

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