[Dailydrool] Case Closed

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Tennessee officials are wrapping up the investigation that have lead them  to 
the Virginia Beach, Va home of the Winchester's in pursuit of wanted felons  
Elder Clara, Sister Daisy, Brudder Elwood, and Brudder Jake.
Lead investigator, Ike K. Ketchum, arrived at the home and was greeted by  
the portly senior, Elder Clara, it was reported she was wearing a lovely pearl  
collar, but has "aged and faded considerably", since Ketchum last seen her. 
All  4 were interrogated and then Ketchum made a startling discovery. It appears 
all  4 are now legal residents of Virginia, are doing many good deeds for the 
 BellyRubs, and for the most part, keeping the snooters clean. When asked if 
they  would be taken back to Tennessee to face all the prior counts, Ketchum 
replied,  NEVER, Elder Clara is now serving a sentence not even we can hand 
out, anyone  that can handle the Brudders is already doing hard time. As far as 
taking the  other hoodlums back, Ketchum stated they have no facilities to  
hold them that were strong enough. 
It was further reported that Ketchum left the home, burning rubber, at a  
high rate of speed.It was also reported that Elder Clara was screaming out the  
window "don't leave me!!"
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey atb,  Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds

Go to _www.brudderelwood.com_ (http://www.brudderelwood.com/)  and order 
Brudder  Elwoods Book, Help the rescue hounds today!
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