[Dailydrool] Fwd: The World According to Norm - Virginia Update

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Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey atb,  Elder Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds

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 From: swittenberg at buckeye-express.com
To: basetsavr5 at aol.com
Sent:  10/30/2008 8:56:04 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: The World According to  Norm - Virginia Update



PLEASE FORWARD TO THE DD!
 
It's me again - Norm!
I am having SO much fun!  We went to a NIGHT TIME dog show last  night. Mom 
wasn't happy 'coz I didn't win but what did she expect?   It was my dinner time 
and I was tired from playing at Brudder Elwood's  house.  Then today, we went 
to a morning dog show.  Mom wasn't happy  again 'coz I didn't win.  This time 
I wasn't tired and I was really good  in the ring so Mom asked the judge why 
she didn't like me.   Can you  believe she said "he's not enough dog for me"!  
WELL, I NEVER!!  How  insulting!  Mom also showed Ouija for the first time 
today.  She did  pretty good and didn't embarass Mom but she wasn't really sure 
she liked  it.  I think the real problem is that Ouija is IN LOVE!  You heard  
me!  Ouija is in love with BRUDDER ELWOOD!  
Yesterday when we went to da Brudder's house to play, Ouija was all over  da 
Brudder like white on rice!  She was chasing him around!  She was  stealing 
his toys!  He was chasing her around!  She even flopped  over on her back and 
gave him this "come hither" look!  Mom said she was  acting like a hussy, 
whatever that is.  Chrissie and Kassie were  embarassed by Ouija's behavior.  They 
couldn't believe that she wasn't  playing hard to get like they were.  Finally, 
Jake convinced Chrissie  that he was a stud muffin and they played so hard 
that they rolled down the  hill.  Kassie is kind of a quiet one and she and 
Brother Bob kind of  mosied around the yard sniffin' together.  
Tomorrow Brudder Elwood and I have big plans.  The people are going  to be at 
da Brudder's house cooking steaks outside and eatin' and drinkin' and  
talkin' and stuff like that.  Well, da Brudder and I have our own  plans.  Today at 
the dog show, Opie and I scoped out all the girls and we  invited them to our 
house on wheels. Da Brudder called up some guy called  *Samuel Adams* and 
ordered some special brew.  Jake ordered us some food  from a place called Jake's 
B-B-Q.  Brother Bob called the senior center  and arranged for some 
tunes-on-wheels -- I just hope those wheels aren't on a  wheel chair.  Hoagie and Johnny 
spotted a limo down the street from da  Brudder's house, so O.F. Grady 
coughed up some cookie money to pay for that to  transport da boyz to our place.  
Opie and I have arranged for the girls  and have hiddden a set of keys to Granny 
Pat's scooter in our x-pen under a  rock.  So while the people are having fun 
at da Brudder's house, we are  going to PART-EE!  We are goin' to have a GOOD 
TIME!  Let's just  hope the Naval Air Station people don't report us for 
making more noise than  their F-16 bombers do!
Gotta go rest up for the show tomorrow.  Da Brudder will report in  on our 
party, I am sure!
Drools to ya!
Norm




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