[Dailydrool] Nigel goes Trekkin agin

[Beverly Szaton]

I got ta go trekkin. I love trekkin. MomPerson gots off her fluffiness an
took me to da place where da mens wif airplanes is. Ok dey not real
airplanes. Real airplanes big, rite? Dese big as me but nobuddy sittin inem.
We stays at da odder end ob the feeld cuz da airplane men dont want we neer
da airplanes. Oh dey so speshual. Fraid I might eat wonadem airplanes? Might
chese it away? Hunh?
Oh,sorry. Dey nice guys. MomPerson say i gotta say dey nice guys.

Enyways taday she done dis weerd fing. She meke liddel treks. Glovs an stuff
reel close tagedder an NO FOOD ON EM. Fooey. She meke me stop at eech won.
"Wait" she say an den gib me food. She finkin I finkin dat if I waits I gets
food. I no like ta wait but I do it cus it meke her heppy an I gits treets
an besides I meke her pay later. Bwaaaahahahahahaha.
So we does tree ob dese liddel treks. I waits I nice I gets treets. Den we
go do big trek. It ok but gots too much denise cober. What? Llewis speek up.
Not denise cober? Oksmarty pant whut staid home, whutzit callt? Dennis
Cover? Who Dennis Cover? Dense. dense cover. OHHHHhhhhh. I gots ya. It gots
toomuch dense cober an it reel hard to fine da trek. I meens, I nose where
it are but it are reel hard to stay rite onit. MomPerson trine to do too
much too she trekkin, so she holdin da line, she mekin me wait at eech glove
and run up gib me treet wiffout falling on she face again, she grabbin da
closedpins whut she use to mark where she are cuz SHE git lost wiffout em an
someplace in dere she STILL finking we misst a glove. We didnt. She count an
dey all dere she count agin an agin an Nigel say DEY ALL DERE an she sayin I
culda swore......yeah well, who had to find da startin fleg lass time, hunh?
Enyways someplace affer da lass glove she dropt da hole bag ob hotdoggies.
Dere anodder doggie whut trek out dere, she like Uncle Cooper onlee much
cuter an she gone fine dat baggie an it goneskrew she up.
But here how I gots beke at MomPerson. I fine ever glove. Cept da lass very
lass very end won an I walk rite pass it.Fact I steponit. I sees it. I nose
it dere. I tired ob dis "wait" game. She wana wait she kin stan dere an
wait. Personal, I goin beke to da car an gets a drink. Pooey. She going wait
wait wait anscremblin tryina get da flegs, get da glove an meke me wait.
Hah. Bye, sukah.

Ever now an den I gots to put my paw down. Wait, indeed!!!

Love and Drool to all in need. Morse you stop dat messin aroun.
Nigel da Nose Nose.
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