[Dailydrool] Slave training

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<<if your slave takes you 'out the front' in her jammies or robe because you can't make it down the back steps anymore that IS slave training....The big old box in the kitchen is filled with good things...many slaves make delicious meals or bring forth treats from 
this cool box, but a lovely as that is it IS EXPECTED!>>

I thought we finally hit the jackpot in slave training, this morning, but it was not to be. The female slave took us out in her jammies, even though it was daylight! She never does that. But Jane and I were firm last night--we were not going to wake up in order to go out. So Mom was afraid that she'd have wet floors. She hustled us out the door, just as the paper delivery guy rolled his van down the street. What, I ask you, does that matter? Did it mean we had to go in as soon as we finished peeing? Hadn't he already seen her in her nightgown? I never got to do my sniffing business and only got a mouthful of grass. Slave training is so hard to keep up with!

Jane is of the opinion that the white box spoken about on the Drool is the big, cold one. She ate out of it once, when our Aunt Deb cruelly left her alone in her new apartment. Jane believes it should always be open season on white boxes, but mom and dad are usually too quick for her and close the door. I think all Droolers should begin a class-action suit against the slaves: cruel and unusual punishment. After all, we can smell all those good things but cannot get them. And I want more carrots!
Abner, the most dashing of the Dashing Bassets

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