[Dailydrool] We hab biggie fite herez

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee hoping ebbrybodie otay affer da big blow. Boy dat  
be bad. An we sure hopin dis week bee betterz fur all da hounds. Dere be a 
rush  to da bridge, an dat meke da brudder berry sad. 
We hab a biggie mornin roundz da home, I hearz to tell da peepulz. Dis  gonna 
suprize ebbrybodie, Why Brudder Elwood, he still shakin da headbone.
Dis whut happin.
Momma sleep in dis mornin, she come a draggin down da stairz, she lookie  
ruff. Me breakfast bowl ain't on da floor, Brudder Elwood hungie. All we houndz  
go tellz her to git wif da program, git dem bowlz full. She no lissen, she git 
 coffee, whut mean nuffin to da hound. So me an Brudder Jake pley, and sister 
 Daisy she join rite in and we a playin real hard. Elder Clara she still 
snorin,  Brudder Bob, he in da foodz room, tappin da toes, he hungie too. So we a 
runnin  an a pleyin and Brudder Elwood jump on da couch, Brudder Jake and 
Sister Daisy a  rollin on da floor, well summfin happin. Brudder Jake he grab 
Sister  Daisy,Sister Daisy she git Jake down on him back, Brudder Jake git mad, 
Sister  Daisy she git madder, and she grab Brudder Jake at da tummy.
Da fite start nowz.
I be a finkin Elder Clara a gibbin fite lessonz when we all not a lookin.  
Sister Dasiy, why she be a spitfirez, She MEAN. She oberhaul Brudder Jake, an he 
 biggie boy. An jus when I fink I see it all, Sister Dasiy dooze it.
She grab Brudder Jake rite at da pee-pee stick. Brudder Elwood bout faint.  
Brudder Jake kin hardly moobe, but when he do he real mad. We ob course, da  
Momma yellin, Daddy com a runnin, Elder Clara open da eyeballz, Sister Daisy she 
 still a grabbin and Jake still grabbin, why it be terribulz. Brudder Elwood 
he a  watchin frum da couch, he be no idiot fur a change, he wait till ebbry 
bodie all  settled down, den I gib da sniffy. Why out ob all dat yellin an a 
screamin dere  be no blood, jus lot ob wet furcoatz. An me foodz ebbin later, 
Momma seyz we  gotz to settle down. Dis not da way to start da dey. I be finkin 
I be a watchin  Sister Daisy liddel closer, she git liddel personal wif 
Brudder Jake. Why dat  poor guy he a gittin da lesson round dis home.
 
We send drool to all in need, Llewis we hope you feelin betterz,  we  gonna 
hab a good week.
 
Debbie  Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Bob, Casey, Elder  Clara, Daisy, Jake and
Brudder Elwood OEBE 
Instigator of Evil Deeds  
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds




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