[Dailydrool] Fur on furniture

[Nadine Mysker]

Hired a new cleaning girl.  Told her "I don't expect you to get all
the dog hair".  Big mistake, this girl is DETERMINED!  She also
arranges throw pillows on one of the couches and the love seat and
Jill doesn't like their presence.  She refuses, even when called upon,
to get on those two pieces of furniture that she has always claimed as
her own.  The final couch (MINE) is now only occasionally shared by
us.  It seems the girl VERY LIGHTLY mists the upholstery with
watered-down white vinegar to break the surface tension between the
hair and fabric just prior to vacuuming. I guess Jill doesn't like it
the remaining odor or the vinegar removes her scent. . . There is a
God!

Nadine Mysker, slave to Jill the Bagel