[Dailydrool] Mysterious post found in computer

[Beverly Szaton]

MomPerson says: I found this in the computer. Nigel and Llewis were sitting
in a corner squabbling and Cooper was licking up some crumbs off the floor.
There was a torn bag a few feet away. I have no idea what this is about but
thought I would send it along.

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FROM THE OFFICES OF NIGEL AN LLEWIS, ATTORNEYS AT PAW

Notification to:  *Mr.**Brudder Elwood Winchester*, *Miss Daisy Winchester*and
* Mr.Brudder Jake Winchester* (heeraffer nown as pawties of da firss part or
PODFP)

Dat dey are now served wif papers to ceese an decyst all activities dat
might now, in da passt or da future, cawse fiscal or mental damatch to (or
da presents--sorry we forgot dat)

*MISS ELDER CLARA WINCHESTER *  hereaffter nown as da Pawty ob da secund
Pawt (PODSP).

Dis meen no more RUNNIN, JUMPIN, SLAMMIN, LEEPIN OBER, NOCKIN INTO, ROLLING
OBER, SHOVEING INNA STOVE, STEPPIN ON, or YAMMERIN IN DA FACE ob
da PODSP aka Miss Elder Clara Winchester
Dat you all (PODFPs) Gotta sit quiet an behavyour youselfs at all time an
refer to da PODSP as "Miss Ma'mselle Elder Clara Ma'am." an youse to ask
permission to be in da same room wif she an she gits all goodies  firss
choice      you nose, wait a minute here, Llewis...what we gitting paid for
dis? I meen, Brudder Elwood are frend, ain't he? Whut she send in dat box
lemme see....hmmm....
Ok sorry Bro but youse gotta get secont choice on goodies an treeets (Gimme
won a dem cookies whut Miss Elder Clara sent, dis hard work)(Whatchu meen
gettit mysef? Who doin da work here, pimpel nose? Yah you, Llewis LITTLE
BRUDDER I roll ober you like a steemroller thing, now gimme dat won wif da
chip fings init. I said NOW beanbrain. YOU a PIMPELnose, dat who!! Yeah you
is. Teke dat bak. I not either a Doofus head! Oh so sorry were dat you ear I
bite? Ow ow leggo my....gimme does cookies Llewis I not kiddin COME BEKE
HERE WIF DEM!! Oh man you ript da bag gimme dem gimme dem you liddel
pippelsqwwee

Yessire Uncle Cooper sir.
We juss writin dis here....
A Cliyent sent dem sir dey be ares......oh..oh sir no....no pleese dont eet
all da ..... no no....leeve we a liddel
Yessir we goinsir yessir it all yous sir yessir we nose sir

well you screwt dat up good
oh yu shuddup

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MomPerson, for Nigel an Llewis
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