[Dailydrool] Basset geometry

[Drew McQuade]

Is it just me, or have other Droolers experienced this truth of basset 
geometry?

Whenever two bassets are walking one human, it is required that they divide 
the invisible circle surrounding the human into two equal and opposite 
parts.

McQuade's corollary: Whenever more than two bassets are walking a human, 
they will divide said circle into equal parts, no matter how many hounds are 
taking part in the walk.