[Dailydrool] Nomination

[Brenda Weddle]

    I don't know what has happened to my sweet little Buttercup in the past couple of weeks. She has turned into a Basset I do not recognize. I truly believe she is trying out for membership in the OEBE. Here is the list of what she has done just in the last week:

    Chases the cat

    Chewed up numerous napkins

    Ate a potholder

    Snatched a sandwich out of my hand (she had to jump up to get it) and ate it.

    When I got up from the table to get a drink, she ate my dinner (with my husband watching and laughing his butt off when I saw what she'd done).

    Peed on the floor as soon as she came from a walk.

    Waits to poop on the floor until after her walk, also.

    Steal toys right from under Bo's nose and snatches them right from his mouth and runs away with them. Then she won't let him have them back.

    Has eaten the noses off of all the hedgehogs in the house (and there are many) and the feet off all the ducks.

    When I take her for walks she always wants to go another way, or she stops and won't go any further for whatever reason. 

    She counter cruises and eats the food despite my putting it as far back on the counter as possible (most recently half a package of cookies).

    When I get up at night to go to the bathroom, I come back to find her in my spot with her head on my pillow - and she won't move. Sometimes I have go sleep on the couch, cause I can't get into bed with all the dogs spread out over the bed. 

    And when she has done all this, she looks at me like, "Who, me? Would I do something like that, Mom?"

    This is just what I can remember. There is more that does not immediately come to mind, probably as a self preservation mechanism. 

    I would like to nominate Buttercup for membership in the OEBE. IF she is going to do all this naughtiness, she may as well have a title with it.

 

Thanks.

Brenda and the Thundering Herd of Dog Woods Farm.

 

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