[Dailydrool] Basset intelligence

[Karen]

I got this joke from somewhere and thought I would share it with everyone.
This joke just goes to prove how smart our droolers are.
Droolz,
Karen and The Dog House Gang

Equal Employment
A local business was looking for office help.  They put a sign in the window
stating the following:

                          HELP WANTED.  
Must be able to type, Must be good with a computer and Must be bilingual.
                We are an Equal Opportunity Employer

A short time afterwards a Basset trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked aat the receptionist and wagged his tail, then wallked over to the sign, looked
at it and AHROOOOED!  Getting the idea the receptionist got the office manager.  

The office manager looked at the Basset and was surprised to say the least.  However the 
Basset looked determined, so he lead him into the office.  Inside the Basset jumped up
and stared at the manager.  The manager said, "I can't hire you.  The sign say you have
to be able to type".  The Basset jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to 
type out a perfect letter.  He took out the page, waddled over the the manager and gave
it him, then jumped back on the chair.  The manager was stunned but then told the Basset,
"The sign says you have to be good with a computer."  The Basset jumped down again and 
went to the computer.  The Basset procedded to demonstrate his expertise with various 
programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database then presented them to the 
manager.  By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded!  He looked at the Basset
 and said, "I realize you are a very intelligent Basset and have sone interesting abilities.  
However, I still can't give you the job."  The Basset jumped down, waddled over to the 
sign and put his big paw on the sentences that said Equal Opportunity Employer. 
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The Basset looked him straight in the eye and said..................
      
                             MEOW
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