[Dailydrool] git dis todey!!!!

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Dis Brudder Elwood. Dooze you all hear dat noise, why it soundz like thumpin. Thump. Thump. Thump.

It be me hindleg. I been a thumpin cause I waitin fur Elder Clara to git off da writin moochine. She been ober dere fur deys a writin herz column fur da Senior Houndsabound. Deyz I tell ya, 

Dis Elder Clara writing. peck peck peck peck? rest rest rest peck rest peck.

She drib da Brudder nutz. Git On Wif It I seyz.? Ob course dis bring Momma onta da scene. She seyz Brudder Elwood leeb Clara alone. She wokin. I seyz she workin me last nerb is whut she workin, so anywho, Momma seyz I teke you fur nice walk. Git youze mind off Elder Clara.

So, we go down da road, I dooze da sniffy, pee on da flowerz, lift me leg on da post, smell da smellz. teke a dump ober at sum odder home, gib dem nice folks liddel lawn orrneement. We headin back to me home.

Dis when I seez it.

Rite dere on me trablin moochine, lookie dere. Why now dat berry nice. I lookie agin. Why it bee on Momma's companiez car too. 

I seyz Momma where you git dem nice stickies of da Brudder Elwood? She seyz now what makes you fink dat be youze??

I gib herz da eyeball wif dis one.

I seyz lookie dat bodie, ob course dat be da Brudder Elwood. Why dat berry nice.

Momma seyz we git dem from Miss Wen at Senior HoundsAbound Elwood, she sellin dem to help da hounds. Da price be wunnerful so we kin all affordz to show off basset houndies. It berry good cause and sumfin we kin all afford in da times like now. Miss Wen always finkin ob us workin folkz.

I gib dis a fink.

Dis good. I fink agin. Momma dooze you git one fur me crate??

Thump, Thump, Thump.

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Dun waitin, I gots to order sum more ob dem. 

Go to Houndsabound at att.net 



Drool to all in need





Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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