[Dailydrool] Bum Dog (Frum Cnly gostrit by Nigel whut got he dowts bout dis boy.)

[Beverly Szaton]

Dis Nigel gostritin agin for Cnly who gone be won here soon an kin do he own
ritin. But I prumised I help till den (count dem daze down till da twenny
nifft ob dis month den da boy on he own!) Okey heer we goes: but I sez
beefour we start dat da boy not unnerstan mucho. (Dat spenish. I lernin it
sos I kin tawk ta dis spenyall down da street...heh heh.)

Ok boy heer we goes:

Dis Cnly. Tanite da MomPerson putted on da collar an da leesh an putted me
in da Van (it coldern a wittchiss---------------wait. Whut you meen I cant
say dat Nigel? Oh all rite. You shure pureetantikel allasudden.)
It cold.
Da crate cold. Da Van cold. Da moosik too lout.  We goes aways not far an
den we gets out. Seemint ebberwhere cept won liddel spot I pees.
Go inna store.
Call Pettsmarm. PetSmark. Pettedark. sumfin.
Sum peepels not two meny. Sum oder dogs not two meny I no care I sniffin. I
sniffin here an dere an unner fings aroun fings. Now an den I stopt an smell
sumfin speshul good but mossly Ise lookin between da begs an da toys where
it emmpity. I sniffin unner da shellsf, two. Eben MomPerson fink it funee.
No sniffin food begs I nose what dem is, whut dis oder smelts? Ise very
innerested in da smell-funnee fings in da liddel room, too. Neber smelt dat.
Dey moob aroun. Slinky. We leeb dat room, mekin Cnly nerbus.

Den heer come dis wooman. An she fren an dere doggie inna cart. She watch
Cnly snuffin tween da begs. Den she say
"Beg parton mam dat a Bum dog?"

WHUT?? Cnly a BUM??? She meen a bum onna street or a bum like a heinie??
Whut kinner deel dis is? MomPerson she eben say  whut? An do youse nose dat
ladee she say it again, dat Cnly a BUM dog!
MomPerson dis time laff. I not seen nuffin funee. Nossir. I not. MomPerson
say no he not a Bum Dog, I don nose whut he lookin for.
Da ladee she say oh we thot he in tranin.
Den dey leefs.
Bum Dog indeed! Sum peepels got no manners.

Dis all.
Dis Cnly
Ilub yu
(Not dat ladee tho)
Luv, Cnly.

And dat's dat, Nigel goin ta bed. Dis about all I kin stan tanite.
Drool to eberwon, Miss Smudgie and Miss Cindy Lou Who, Mr. Chuck and
speshual speshual extra easy Drool to Ms Karen Johnson, who we lub a lot.
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