[Dailydrool] Elder Clara

[Roland, Duke of Ears]

Dear Elder Clara, OEBE Queen of Farts,

Congratulations on gettin' all those treats!  Good work! We have a question: how old are you, now?  We have old Deohgee, the Snort Kink, who is now 13.5 years old. He is not as alert as you are.  We could bring in an entire shipping container worth of treats and plant it right by his bed and he wouldn't wake up!

So keep on sniffin and findin dem treats, Clara!

Love
Roland OEBE Potentate
Stella, OEBE Staff Dog