[Dailydrool] Brudder Elwood, OEBE

[Roland, Duke of Ears]

Dear Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
I'm sorry that Elder Clara and Daisy are so hard on you.  I'm a peace hound myself, and so is my old brudder Deohgee.  We try to avoid Stella B Low when she's in a snit about somethin, which is when food is around. Deohgee and me gets along just great, the 2 boys.
It's Princess Stella, Diva of Evil, who is the problem here.  She also farts silently-a lot. Luckily she can't jump very high, so I'm safe on me high perches. 
They should give all of you treats-not just the girls! We should go on strike! No basset kisses from us, or tail wags, or hugs for the slaves unless treats are liberally distributed to all. World without end, amen.

Roland, Duke of Ears and put upon basset