[Dailydrool] Taking the basset crap show on the road, er, plane, er to the Suncoast Waddle

[bassetslave]

It is me. Cakie. While my slaves were off pretending that they were 
pawticipating in Bowling for Bassets (buying lots of raffle tickets and 
eating popcorn...) I called my young friend Loki. His slave was off 
pretending that she was actually going to find bowling for bassets. (She 
blames the GPS for getting her lost.)  We decided that the paw hounds of 
Tri-State Basset Rescue still need moolah cause last we knew the 17 houndies 
were still living at da kennel....and the coffers are not doing too 
good.....so Loki and I are gonna make a big sacrifice...and SEND OUR SLAVES 
SOUTH TO THE SWEETHEART WADDLE TO HAWK BASSET CRAP THIS SATURDAY!!

Are you in Florida? Got money or plastic? Here's the deal.....first, 
register and turn in your pledges to the nice folks of Suncoast Basset 
Rescue. It's their waddle and you can get that money from the friends and 
relatives. Then proceed to the Suncoast sales and raffle tables. Spend lots 
of money. Write a check or charge some stuff.......then pull out that last 
card. You know the one....it has available moolah. Dig out that last bill in 
your wallet. Heck, pull the change from under the car seats....and visit my 
she slave, Dawn and Auntie Kathy Riker.

Not only have they loaded up their usual big suitcases...they had a very 
special box shipped to Auntie Pat Wood. Who is bringing it to the waddle for 
them to sell. Not telling what is in the box, but the she slaves NEED 
them...and ......the bootiful stone pendants are back! She slave spent a 
long time picking out some new stones last month and they came today!! There 
are two purple stones and a pink one! Never before have there been any 
purple stone pendants for sale! Back by pupular demand....EMBOSSED basset 
aprons and leather and canvas messenger bags. They were ordered months ago 
and just came in time. Solid brass wreath hangers. New embroidered hats. The 
debut of a brand new line of pill boxes, pocket mirrors and key chains! 
Available only from Tri-State. They have lots of other jewelry, magnets and 
a sampling from the trailer.

Repeat after me. FIRST I shop with SUNCOAST BASSET RESCUE that is nice in 
allowing Tri-State Basset Rescue to be among the vendors! (Thank you!!) Then 
I buy my raffle tickets. Then I melt my plastic with Dawn and Kathy.

The she slave reminds the pawticipants that it is necessary for the 
suitcases to be emptied out of sale items so that she and Kathy can buy more 
stuffs from the good folks of Suncoast and/or put in raffle tickets for 
large items. She remembers very well being forced to carry a wonderful 
ceramic hound home on her lap two years ago. It was either that or buy him a 
seat on the plane.

Cakie
NO RAIN STOMP NO RAIN STOMP SPEND MONEY STOMP THANK YOU SUNCOAST NO RAIN SHE 
SLAVE IS SNEAKING IN MATHIS ON MONDAY STOMP NO RAIN STOMP THEY WANT FLAMING 
CHEESE IN TARPON SPRINGS STOMP NO RAIN.