[Dailydrool] We gotz more gas

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Dis Brdder Elwood, Aaaaahhhh, it be Sundey, the dey ob rest. It been a hard week fur da brudder. Why I be a droolin here, dere, ebbrywherez, I gotz da lipperflaps all chapped furm drooling.I git on me couch todey me an Daddy whut gotz da fluebug a watchin summfin called da race.I seez da cars go round an round an it put da brudder rite to sleep. Dis da life. 
Den summfin heppin. Me whiskers are a twitchin, me nosebone is a wigglin, I open me eyeballz, summfin a smellin, an why dat not smell like Elder Clara, but dere be problum somewherez. Elder Clara now a gittin da gas bomber meddecin, she not a reekin so bad now but my hebbinz,da brudder smellin summfin. I git of me couch, teke a stroll, do a sniffy of all da tailpipes. Nuffin.
Den I hearz dis noise, a liddel pppfffftttt. I git me snooter in hi gear. 
Da brudder stumble, me eyeballz a droolin, dis be awful, meke me wish fur da deyz of Elder Clara, an den I find da problum.
Sister Daisy.
I fink Elder Clara gibbin lessonz.



Drool to all in need

Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake, OEBE Elder Clara - Queen of Farts,
Brudder Elwood OEBE
Instigator of Evil Deeds
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds
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