[Dailydrool] Oh Mah Gahd ! What is that tasty item?

[Peggy Gilman]

First  things first here. I, Rosemary the basset, wants to know; what is that tasty beef thing and why wont the bipeds tell me where to find it?.Secondly, Why wont they give it to me more than twice a day?
   Oh, by the way, I'm still sore in the derrière and I must say I'm embarrassed about this , but I had another bout of this over night.{It happened sometime after I put the pet human to bed after midnight.She must get her rest or I wont be able to have her money to spend if she has to get a substitute for her class.}
   In DEFENSE of my mother and grandmother, I have eaten so many strange and disgusting items in my seven and a half years that I can understand why I was not run to the vet immediately.{did I mention that I sprouted heartworm larva over night last summer and both mom and grandma's stimulus checks went to curing me. if not,it was an oversight on my Southern basset manners . I do try not to have rude manners.Afterall I do try to share my more interesting tastes with the others in the house.}
   Now,where was I? Oh yes, the tasty morsel that they ,the bipeds, have hidden and wont give me more than twice a day. Does anyone know what this is and have any idea on how to convince mom to quit grading English papers and give me more.
    Mom says if I can not write without using run on sentences I have to quit typing. {poop to mom.}
Rosemary {with her pet human Elisa}
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