[Dailydrool] Big Grey Squirrel?

[Randy S Miller]

On Feb 27, 2009, at 1:46 PM, dailydrool-request at dailydrool.org wrote:

> Abby Gale here to report and yes I use spell check unlike them other  
> gals here.? I will tell you the story of the monster in the  
> backyard.? Yes this monster torments all of the Gang.? Why he (we  
> think it is a he) is a big grey squirrel.? Now you might not think  
> that this would qualify as a monster but he is bigger than our 10 lb  
> Gregor kitty.? Why the first time the Momma caught of glimpse of him  
> she thought it was the kitty.? I am here to tell you that if we ever  
> got our chompers on this one it would be a mouthful.? Forget a  
> snacky he is a couple of meals.
>
> So anywho this big squirrel monster gets in our big maple trees and  
> plots against us.? When we come out the door to sniffy or do our  
> private business it starts.? Yes he attacks by throwing things down  
> on us.? Why you would think that the sky was falling.? I think that  
> he gathers his weapons while we sleep.? He pummels us with sticks  
> and nuts and even little rocks.? Yes he does.? Of course we bark  
> bark bark our displeasure and then bark some more and he  
> laughs...okay he chitter as Momma says.? So then we try to get up  
> that tree but even the Empress Long Legs Ruby Doo can't reach him.?  
> Then he really starts teasing us.? He runs down the tree jumps on  
> the roof and laughs at us some more then he runs up the other  
> tree...and it starts all over again.
>
> One of these days the Gray Monster gonna grow some of them Chrissmus  
> Ballz that Brudder Elwood speaks of and have a face to face with  
> us.? Then the fun is really going to happen and mabe we will have  
> that Monster Meal we have been dreaming of the past couple of years.
>
> We are sending Drool to all in need.? I am drooling just thinking  
> of? the monster.
> Abby Gale of The Dog House Gang
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That big grey squirrel doesn't happen to have big chompers, does it?  
Does it also live in a hole in the ground and move a little slow? Your  
larger cousins, Ellie Mae (ATB) and Rosie Mae, (the Mayblossom girls  
(er, bloodhounds)) managed to tree a groundhog a few years ago at 2 AM  
in the morning.  A fun time was NOT had by all, since the neighbors  
called the cops.  Fortunately, the constabulary that was assigned to  
the case was a former neighbor and has beagles.  Despatching the  
groundhog resolved the caterwauling.

Randy
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