[Dailydrool] Yea, it be Nigelz Year---

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Dis Brudder Elwood. All ob we a wishin ebberybodie a heppy new yearz.? Brudder Elwood real heppy cause we gotz da archibes on da drool back and I bee a readin, I bee all kicked back in me chair, Momma ober dere on da couch, she still gotz da biskithole problum, whut done gib her da nose problum, whut done gib her da attertude problumz.
Now we ain't goin dere, ebbin wif out no big boy brainz da Brudder ain't touchin dat one. So I readin and finkin an den I readz whut me brain-ebbin as liddel as youze all sey-?seyz dis not gud.
Nigel. Me furbud Nigel.
We needz to send da drool fast, cause he gonna needz dis. He gonna be da flat basset bout like da bear rug.
I fink bout dis sum morez. Dere must be a reason fur all dis to heppin. Why, no hound gonna win fite wif Mr Cooperz.
Meebee he celebrate too much and he gots --whut dey callz dat---oberhang??
Meebee he furgit whooze he dealin wif. 
Meebee he hab brain fartz.
Meebee he bee a wantin to lib like dat recluse.
Meebee he jus nutz.
Meebee he tired ob dem crissmuss ballz whut he gonna bee a loozin cause Mr Cooper SIR gonna rip dem puppiez rite off him backside. 
Yup, dis could be da year Nigel gonna looze dem fings. He done pushed da buttonz.
Brudder Elwood gonna keep da eyeball on dis siteeation. 


Drool to all in need

Debbie Winchester
Offical Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Elder Clara, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
Brudder Elwood OEBE
Instigator of Evil Deeds
Virginia Beach Basset Hounds
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