[Dailydrool] Nigel / brudder elwood

[Jan Chamberlain]

deah nigel...youz hab better hab a big pile ob snow wite by youz wen youz hab to go mpty youz tailpipe. itz goin be on fire jus wike wen youz furst ate dat hot pepper onwy itz be on da way out. OOWWWWWW dat be on fire four sur. youz eyeballz be leakin too.
brudder elwood...iz no dat da elder clara be queen ob farts ( heehee) but my momswave sez dat wen i getz da gassies, it be wike a  gween fog comin out da tailpipe & itz fumies be a secwet weapon ob mass distwuckshun. wen iz feel da gassies comin on i go under da cobers in da bed & wen da swaves are awemos sweepin, i crawl up to da pillows & lift up da cobers & gas bof ob dem  bahaahhaaaaaaaaaaa... dey wake up & wun out ob da bedwoom yewwin sumfing bout sumfing went up my tailpipe & mus hab died. i no dey lyin cause nobuddy went up my tailpipe i fink i wood hab nown ifin dey did.
miss penny ob norfern wisk.


      
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