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[Donna LaRue]

Cowboy & Rupert, I am heer......just planning fer my escape frum de ebil clutches frum Mom.  You see....Mom is rilly weerd.  I caint take it no more.  SHE tries to act like it's just me.....but, we awl no bedder, rite?  I don't no wat to do eenymore.  I'm pulling my hare out.  No rilly.....you shuld see me.....I'm neerly bald.  Dat's knot gud fer a beeyoutiful houndie like me!  Bald & me don't werk.  I'm sad.  Corse, I'm gonna miss Mom (knot)....hey wate a minit.  Why do I hab to leeve?  I changed my mind...Mom has to go aweigh!  Yeah, dat's it....Mom's mobing!  Ware she goes, I don't no but, she be leebing.  She has to go....dat's final..  Ware's Roland?  He run aweigh frum me?  I caint  find him eenyware!!!!!  Oh...wate....Mom ran him off didn't she?  MOM!!!!  GIT IN HEER!  YEAH, DAT'S RITE....I WANNA TAWK WID YOU, WOMAN!!!!  Dat's kinda like she's gonna tail eeny potential grankids dat, win she's reddy fer dem to go home, dat
 dere Mom has bought dem a miniature donkey....& win dey git home, if it's knot dere, dere Mom ran it off cos she thot dat dey weren't gonna come home..  Dat's just plane meen, huh?  (I really WON'T DO THAT....I'm kidding....Dixie has NO sense of humor at all!  LOL)  Hab eeny uv y'all herd eenyting frum my Rollie?  ROLAND!!!!????!!!!!  WARE ARE YOU AT?  Cowboy & Rupert?  Help me find my Rollie, OK?  PPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE???????    
 Dixie The Magnificent(ly Insane) Doer of Dastardly Deeds OEBE 


      
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