[Dailydrool] Emma an' Da Brudder, Sittin' Inna Tree...

[Yolanda]

Ooh, ooh, ooh!  Brudder, yu bedder be findin' a safe playse ta hide cuz Emma 
iz wantin' yu big time!  Shee be so mad in lub wif yu dat steem be kommin' 
owt her eerholes.  Bleev yu me, iffen shee komms after yu, I not stoopid 
enuff ta stand in her way cuz shee gunna be like a bull goin' after da red 
cape!  Shur ken tell dat Balentine's Day iz gunna bee heer soon, an' I fink 
dat shee wants ta gib yu her hart!  Aw geez, I shur doo lub a good romants! 
Mom sez it's jus' like watchin' Skarlett an' Rett in da moobies an' sumfin 
bowt oil an' wadder (but I din't unnerstand dat).

Buddy