[Dailydrool] First Annual Meeting of the Basset Cult Minutes

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Ahrooo, would the meeting come to order, please!  Thank you, thank you  very 
much.  Anyone?  Is Nigel in the building yet?  Are the  Marguerita's chilled?  
An adequate supply of flip flops? Good...
 
Brudder Elwood - Have you any news on Brainsz truck arrival yet?   What?  It 
was hijacked in Virginia? And Brudder Jake is still in the  slammer?  Oh, this 
is not good.  Do we have enough cash in the tweat  jar to spring him? No, 
Elwood, you cannot break him out - we'll have to pay  bail.Oh, and Brudder E?  
Next time don't let the little bonehead act on  YOUR  idea, okay? 
 
What is it Elder Clara? Oh, please DO excuse yourself to tend to a pawsonal  
matt....Oh my dawg!!!  What is that smell? Oh, sorry, maam.  I've  just never 
smelled anything quite like that bad before.  
 
What is is Llewis? Not yet, tell Nigel the social hour is AFTER the  business 
meeting.
 
OLD BUSINESS:Kudos to all new OEBE's! Your deeds are the inspiration  for 
others. Our association is growing in leaps, hehehehe, and bounds. Keep  up the 
good work. And a special heads up to Wulfgang on his tenacity in  obtaining and 
destroying winter apparel, amongst other things.  Well done,  good man. 
 
NEW BUSINESS: Attention, everyhoundie, er, um and houndette...must be  
politically correct and all, hehehe. Our goal for this month is to continue the  
mind control of the Tall Ones.  This can be accomplished in several ways  without 
much effort on your parts.  Be firm about the need to determine who  sleeps 
where in the bed, and I don't mean the ones on the floor.  I mean  the TALL 
ONES beds.  Get there first!  Circle about and dig up an  appropriately 
comfortable nest in the bedclothes before settling in. Clear out  the ol' tailpipe 
before getting some well-deserved shut-eye.(Note to  secretary: Appropriate credit 
to Elder Clara for this suggestion.)   Look deep into the eyes of your slave 
while thinking "Short Ones Rule"   Repeat this every time the slaves try to 
remove you from the bed. Sleep  crossways so you can stretch your legs as much 
as possible.  Remember to  snore and think about chasing bunnies, squirrels or 
_c at ts_ (mailto:c at ts) , your choice, hehehe before retiring to assure you  will 
have sweet dreams about this which will trigger the ol' Frito Feet to move  
about. Set your internal alarm to go off at, say...3:30 AM.  Wake up  the tall 
ones to escort you outside.  Take your time, unless it is cold or  rainy.  In 
that case, sniff the air, turn around and return to bed.   Lay down in the 
warm spot. You get the idea.
 
What Llewis? You say you would like to enter a motion that Nigel's New Song  
"Cawt in da Riptid ob Lub" become the Basset Cult of the Short Ones  official 
song?  All in favor say AYE!  Opposed?  The motion is  carried unanimously and 
the meeting is hereby adjourned.
 
Bring on the Margueritas....Where is my Speedo????
 
Respectfully submitted,
Dozer B. Lowrider CD  (Cool Dude)
 
 
 
 
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