[Dailydrool] El Clara travelz

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Elder Clara here. We all a speakin but travelin, so I am herez to tell all the peeps I be a trablin hound too. I trabel ebby day to da food bowl, in da mornin and in da nite. I trabel to da back yard, do me business. I trabel to me perch. I hate da car, I hate a goin to da vet. I hate to go out da front door whut Momma have to haul me outta. At my age I just stey at me home, be fankful when dat varmit Brudder Elwood go out into da world, cept he keeps a comin back. 
Now, speakin ob us Elders, we are wunnerful. Elder Clara gots one ob dem heart murmurs too, but wif da fings dat happen at me home, why it must be a good heart cause I still kickin an da Brudderz are still suckin air. I teke a liddel pill whut don't cost much at all and putter rite thru me days. Elder Clara only wishes dat all ob da seniors git a home. Why think ob it in peepul thinkin. We all git old. We all hab needz. We all deserb a home, someone to take care ob us when we git liddel long in the toofz. 
Open your heart. 
Open your home.
Give a senior a chance.
Elder dun now, I am a goin back to me perch, Brudder Jake ober dere sniffin, time fur a liddel lesson---


Drool to all in need


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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