[Dailydrool] Dozer's new home

[Drew McQuade]

I am horrified, horrified, I say, at the nerve of Dozer B. Lowrider's 
humans. Imagine their moving him from a fenced-in yard to one in which he 
cannot roam free.

Since the he slave is currently looking for a job all over, it is the 
Dashing Basset dream that they will get a fenced-in yard. It's also the he 
slave's, since he hates taking us out on a leash (not that the she slave is 
much more enthusiastic!). We hope the humans do not fail us on this one.

Dozer, I believe some additional slave training is in order. Maybe you need 
to take the slaves to some territory that has appropriate yards. Getting a 
bit damp might be worth it, if they found you a new, acceptable home. (Not 
that I believe for a moment they will want to pack up boxes in the near 
future.) Your training will have to become increasingly intense to 
accomplish this goal.

Also, train the humans to wipe you down with a towel, when you come in from 
walkies. Belvedere taught our mom to do this, and I have to admit it makes 
rainy days nearly bearable (not that I do out in the rain when I don't 
absolutely have to!).
Lady Jane, chief spokeshound for the Dashing Bassets