[Dailydrool] Boozin at da Slobberfest

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Dis Brudder Elwood. It bee Sundey nite. I hab nice weekend, I bee a readin me droolz, a catchin up wif da nooze. 
Furst, we send da drool to all in needz, we nebber furgit dat sum furbud might be a needed it. We dooze dis furst.
We keep a readin.
Now ain't dat nice, Chunky, whut I do see at da Waddle gonna sniffy da woomenz and do a liddel boozin wif da Brudder at da Slobberfest. I seez whut you Momma na Grammie dun seyz bout no beerz,-----
Yes Maam, no beerz. I gib da Brudder wurd. No beerz.
We drink snooterz. She not sey nuffin bout dat, we make dem lemmon dropperz, an da froot dropperz an why we hab nuff ob dem, we be a spendin da monie, all dem houndz bee a lookin gud, and da pawtie be rumblin. Dis all bout givin, so we gib Queen Olibe a liddel shot? and git her a smilin too. Brudder Elwood be a knowin all bout Queen Olive. She lift up dem lipperflaps an gib da roar at the Brudder, Chunky, we git her to smile at da Slobberfest.
Lookie fur da blue cooler wif da wheelz. Brudder Elwood be ready.
Oh, an Brudder Elwood meke da promise to leeb youze girl alone. But she da only one. I sniffy all da odderz.

We hopin to see ebbrybodie at da Slobberfest, Brudder Elwood an Chunky gonna rock!!!!


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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