[Dailydrool] OEBE in training, uh huh

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So, where does one get the application to apply for OEBE?  I have a feeling that our own newbie, Ginny, will become one of the exalted ones. She runs, she jumps, she destroys what she sees.
 
Everyday is something new destroyed.  Usually just paper or DVD holders that she gets from the CD rack but there's also been the corner of the table beside her favorite recliner, a furnace filter, (she didn't eat it, just chewed it up and scattered it around the room, a cellphone power charger end, stuff like that. Trash cans  are considered  her personal treasure chests. If it's on the floor, it is considered  hers. (Unfortunately, my DH isn't trained either and he doesn't always pick up what falls down. I've told him that he isn't allowed to complain if he leaves it on the floor and she tears it up.  It's his fault.)  
 
One day I came home and saw blood on the kitchen floor. We'd been watching HBeaudreux pretty closely because he hadn't had an appetite for a few days and I thought, "Omygosh, he's bleeding from his rectum!" (Strange how we jump to those conclusions about our babies, huh?)  There was a rather large smear of blood, like he'd sat down as he bled.  Immediately I rushed to the den to check on him.   There I found a DVD case chewed into pieces and blood on the plastic case and blood droplets all around it.  I knew then it was Ginny's mouth, not Boodie's booty that was bleeding.  Of course, Ginny was sound asleep with that angelic look on her face that only small children and  dogs have- the blissful look of solitude and perfection that God gave them. It's to keep them from getting murdered for the things they do. 

It's one thing after another with her. Luckily I get to work from home a lot so I can watch her,  But even then, if things get too quiet, I know to go check on her.  Normally she and Olive are rough-housing on the floor, when they get quiet there's usually trouble.
 
Her potty training is doing pretty well but she's too hyper to sit still long enough to fully empty her bladder when she's outside.  She pees a little, runs, pees, runs, and takes several attempts before she finishes. Bless her heart, we put pee pads on the floor when we leave and she does use them.  The problem is that her body is bigger than her brain is. She doesn't know how to compensate for her length  and when she positions herself over the pad  she hangs over and she pees off the edge.  Well- what can I say? At least she is trying!  
 
She does one good thing that may keep her from being OEBE. She's an angel at night. She goes to sleep (with me) and doesn't move all night until 6:45 when people start waking up. Her older sister Olive still gets up at least once a night so we makde sure they don't sleep together at night, at least for a while. We don't want her to learn Olive's bad habit of getting up in the middle of the night to go outside. 
 
So....let me know how to apply for Ginny's membership into OEBE. I think we're gonna need it. Give us a little more time....
 
Pam,
(Not so) Widdle Olive , HBeaudreux (who said we need 3 dawgs?) 
& Ginny the Terminator


      
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