[Dailydrool] readin me droolz

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee a readin me droolz, sumbodie in da home gotz to keep up wif da nooze, Momma jus slack. I was a gonna trade herz in fur new model, but da depreciation ob da ol heap meke her wurf bout nuffin, so I guess we keepz her till da motor blowz.
Otey, herez we go.
We furst sey we a sendin da drool to all in needz. We gotz da holeday a comin, lets git dem tail up. 
We seyz congrats to da new prince, keep up da good wurk, Brudder Elwood bee prince one ob dem dayz.
Mr Morse, Elder Clara hab to git on herz perch when she seez her true lub rite dere on a screen, she seyz it be heart pallerpatationz, I seyz she be in lust. 
Miss Mango, nice, nice, you lookin gud.
Conley, I glad you libbin up to da Nigel an da Llewis in da home.
Miss Angela, berry good on da poundage. 
100 pounds ob da kibble a week. Hmmmm. Bout like a feedin Elder Clara, an a speakin ob dat side ob beefz, do youze all see dat Elder Clara in da Buttz Contest wif da Senior Houndsabound??? Oh gag da Brudder. Me Daddy down dere on da floor a tekin da pisure of her rumpbome. He hab to git out da wide lense----whut a view. Now you all go to dat contest when Miss Wen puts out da letter, now dis a pisure you gots to see. 
Now impawtant stuff. I bee a practicin me winky winky. Da Slobberfest a comin up, we gittin ready, I got to git me baff git me sweet smellin stuff on, bring on da woomenz. Line up smoochie da Brudder--I be a finkin bout enterin dem contestz----

Otey, da Brudder dun now. I hab liddel storie tommorrowz.


Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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