[Dailydrool] Dailydrool Digest, Vol 48, Issue 13

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Brudder Elwood, dis be da Dudster here, yur number one fan.  I beez 
readin' da Droolz awso and was finkin' dat Ebil Annie's be's a gud 
place to go lib, wut wif stayin' up and playin' aw da times.  I gots me 
my own Ol' Bob here, cept' he name be Ol' Doze.  He a grumpy ol' guy, 
and he gotz da tailpipe issues like Elder Clara and Ol' Bob.  He let 
one go the udder nite and da eyeballz be a leakin' from da burnin' 
smell.  Worser dan da smell was dat my Mama blamed ME for it!  "Duddy, 
you stink!" her seyz, like dat smellz comes outta MY tailbones.  So, 
den I finkz dat I needs da new home, wif just me an' a cupple udder 
young studly furbuds.  We cud hangz out, check outs da houndette 
magazeens an' hab a gud time wifout bein a stuck in da cagie, ya know?



Den it happen.  Da Mama done got her sore kneebone fixed up.  It had a 
bannege onit and some stuff be acomin' out.  It smelly pretty gud but 
she doon let me fix it for her.  Obviouswy, her do not no dat Brudder 
spit fixee eberyfing.  I digwe...uh, I get offa wut I wanna say.  O 
yeah, Brudder Duds done figurred it owt.  Da Mama need da Brudder to 
keepee she warm on she bed...  So, wen she onna da bed watchin' dat box 
wut hab moobin pitchers I snuggels wif her.  I lay ona top ob she, den 
I lay rite ahind her knee wif da bandej onit only her do not like dat 
much.  So, I lay o
nna Dadslabe side wife my headbone onna he pillo.  
Ah...yes -  dis be gud fing heppin Mama feelz better.  U do sumfin like 
dat for u Mama, Brudder.  Dey likes it... hehehehe