[Dailydrool] Him tryin stole we Momma!

[Karen]

Me gunna tell awl ob ya bout me yesserday.   So da Momma herz 
sey Sadie Maye ya wanna go wit me.  oh ya bet me do.  
I jumpy, I runny,I bouncy.  Wooo hooo me gits to go!  
Offen we go to da buzzy pawt ob town.  We go to da 
bank...me gib da lookie...get a cookie.  Me lub da drive 
in cookie bank.  So den we go to da place ware ya gits da 
stinky juice for me car.  Shhhh weee dat sum nassy stuff der.

As Brudder Elwood sez...Den it happen.  I been tole by da 
Ruby Doo bout dis but I not beleeve me peepers.  
Me shaky me headbone...yep me no dreamin.  See der 
be dis two legger  man type pawson dat a gibbin me Momma 
dat lookie loo see.  Momma herz buzy fillin up me car an no see dis.
Herz such a bony head dat neber pay tenshun 
to dis kinna stuff but we kidz be on da lookie our for dis.  
We hab to protectz we intrest. 

So dis man thingy with da big ole stinky juice truck him comes 
a swaggy-walkie ober.  I tinky he a stiffy out da Momma so I gib da 
big gal barky.  Da Momma herz lookie up and sez.  "Shhhh Sadie Maye"
den do da turny round an der him be.  Him started a talkin bout da 
wedder.  Wat him tink we dumb or sumpin?  We noze it gud wedder 
no need sumbodee to tell we. Ohhh but himz juss a keepa running him 
mowf.  Dis gal no wike it.  Me car dun full ob da stinky gas...time to 
hit da road.  Mabee go beck to da cookie bank an meke a witdrawal?  
Me gib da barkies now...me jumpin up an down.  Da 
man him go to me winder...me go sniffy...No Treats... No Nuttin...how rude!
Me show him me tail and liff it hi up.  How dare he sez hi to me an hab 
nuttin in dat hand. Hrrrmph.  Den I let me big ahroos go.  
Yep I a bery loud arhoo-er. Momma herz a little red roun da cheeky 
bones cuz ebber bodee lookie.  Herz git in da car sez bye to dat no 
treat in hand man an off we goze.

I tell da Ruby Doo an da gang bout dis.  Herz sez "Gud Job".  
Dat man he trying to stole we slabe.  We hab herz trained juss rite 
an not gunna share herz wit no pawson.  Herz is onny for we.

Wooo hooo...Sadie Maye Da Hero ob da Dog House Gang

P.S  We cided we hab to cober da Momma smellz.  We gonna 
gadder up sum dem slimy birdz we found in we yard an  sum
den kitty tweats an rub em on her while herz sleepin.  Dat 
shud meke herz smell reel gud an keep dem lookie loos fur
fum we Momma   Bwaaaahahahaha
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