[Dailydrool] Still Starvin

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Dis Brudder Elwood. I bee weak, why I kin hardly moobe. I needz food. 
And fings git woorsser. I tellz you liddel story. Iffin I gots da strength dat is.
I still gittin da diet dogfood. Now if dat ain't bad nuff, last nite Auntie Sandi an da gang at me home when it be me dinner time. Now Momma gotz a nice pot roast in da obbin whut I hab to smell all dey long, so I be real hungry. Momma gittin da bowl ready. Me an Brudder Jake a watchin. Next fing we know Auntie Sandi seyz to Momma, Brudder Elwood gittin too much. Youze needz to gib him ebbin less of da foodz. I gib dis a fink.
Now dis wooman is a wanting to teke away frum dem 10 pieces ob kibble I be a gittin nowz. Whut dooze she fink?????? I gonna be nuffin but bonez if dis heppin. 
Den she start talkin bout Brudder Jake, an Sister Daisy. Plump she bee a callin dem. 
Fings in me home just ain't good. 
Den Auntie Sandi cross da Brudder Elwood line.
She look at me toebones. Yes she did. Why she touch me leg, I gib her da look. I remember whut she doo to da Brudder las year. She touch me agin. I gib her nudder liddel look. Da Brudder Elwood go inta warnin mode. Momma seyz he giitin mad Auntie Sandi, watch youze self. I moobe ober to Auntie Pat whut got nice lap, an she rub me ears. Dis nice.
Momma git da pot roast out ob da obbin. I git nuffin. I git in me crate jus to be safe cause da knives and forks bee a flashin out dere at the table. Ebberyone a seyin oh dis good, we was hungry.
Brudder Elwood hab dis to sey.
Whut gud fur da goose gud fur da gander. I gonna hab liddel talk wif Momma bout dat spare tire hangin ober her jeanz.
Brudder Elwood now a goin out to da yard hab liddel poopie snack, Elder Clara jus lay da load. Dat ol crone good fur summfin.

Drool to all in need




Debbie Winchester 
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to 
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake 
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts 
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
 
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