[Dailydrool] Ratz

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Deer Miss Anita. Dis Brudder Elwood. I readin bout dat liddel rat problum youze gots. I gotz sperience wif da critterz. I gib dis a fink. Youze gots more problumz da just dat rat. It be dem Katz. Brudder Elwood knowz nuffin bout no Kat, cept dey sposed to be gittin da mousserz. Rat big mousser. Far be it frum da Brudder to venturez inta da Kat talk, but youze got varmit problumz all ober da home dere lady.

Brudder Elwood readee to help. 

Now, dis bee koncession on da part ob da Brudder cause youze be da wooman dat tell Momma bout dat stuff dat gib Elder Clara da ZOOM. Elder Clara gotz liddel too much on da go now, Brudder Elwood gotz to keep eyeball on dat one. 

Derfourz, by da powerz vested in da Brudder, I send youze Elder Clara. 

Now dis git dem Katz off da rumpbonez, gib da Rat heart tack when it be a lookin at dat ugly mug ob herez, and it git Elder Clara outta me furcoat.

Dis likee dual mission.

Now, tell da Brudder he ain't got no big boy brains. I bee like wizard to fink dat one up.



Drool to all in need



Debbie Winchester
Official Food Slave and Drool Mop Queen to
Ol' Bob, Sister Daisy, Brudder Jake
OEBE Elder Clara, Queen of Farts
OEBE Brudder Elwood, Instigator of Evil Deeds
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